Post-Apocalyptic ComedyWe roasted the dog, but I think most of the jokes went over his head. He doesn't speak much English anyway, just "sit," "stay," and "Hey, hey stop that!" We only roasted him because we'd already done everyone else-even the cat. The cat got more of the jokes than the dog.Post-Apocalyptic Comedy
Anyway, the first person to get the idea to do a comedic roast was Sam. She'd never seen one, (none of us had) but we'd all fallen victim to the repetitive commercials on Comedy Central advertising them while watching Scrubs, South Park, and Futurama reruns at random hours of the morning in my dimly-lit living room. The basic idea was clear-spend
UngroundedHe pressed his hand to the glass, aching with desire to touch what was beyond it. Had he really come this far, this close? The man saw that his hand was trembling slightly, and he removed it from the window of the spaceship. His entire life had been leading up to this point, but now that he was here, facing everything he wanted, paranoia began to slither into his mind. All the routine procedures he’d become so accustomed to completing over the years haunted him. Had he forgotten anything?Ungrounded
It would be suitably ironic if at this moment, when all his planning and work came together, some simple small detail he’d
Phantom Moon - Chapter 1The night was unusually bright, due in part to the seventeen moons that were aimlessly strewn across the sky, some ripe, some thin, some nearly perfect half-circles. The other reason for the lack of darkness were the many bonfires scattered across the city—from the slums to the mansions of the ultra-rich, everyone was celebrating the fall harvest. Of course, no one in the city really farmed, (in fact, the majority of the entire country was urban rather than rural, so farms here were few and far between) but the people of Dynem never denied themselves celebration. Anyway, they reasoned, somewhere there is a fall harvest going on, right? &Phantom Moon - Chapter 1
BloodstainedSing to me, O Muses, Of sorrow sweet and bitter blood— Of Death— And those who make it lovely.Bloodstained
With a small gasp, the woman in the carriage noticed that what she at first took for a bundle of old cloth in a small alley was, in fact, a living human-being.
“Ah—stop!” she said to her driver, who complied with a short grunt that could’ve been, “Yes’m.”
The tall, elegantly slim blonde woman had caught sight of the unfortunate person’s face and had seen in it a world of opportunity. She was no philanthropist, really,
Tidbits of my prose, beginnings of novels, stand-alone stories, etc. Hope you Enjoy! |
I have always wanted to be a pirate. Pirating, in my humble opinion, is much more preferable to ninjaing.         |
| 47%
29%
24%
0%
|
Lalala 
I guess it's because I have been staying away from TV... I can't believe how soon Thanksgiving is (for us Americans anyway~)
Sarcastic
Keep up with the good work ^.^)~
--
Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
- Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
Thank you very much for the visit and also for the
have a good day
Meye
--
Mourn the losses because there's many, but celebrate the victories because there's few.
--
Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
- Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
--
Monday monkey lives for the weekend.
--
Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
- Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
--
Awaken to darkness on this place we call Earth,
One vampire's bite brings another one's birth
-Victoria Boatwright
--
ಠ_ಠ Proud to be a YAOI lover ಠ_ಠ
WINTER CONTEST HERE!! ->
visit my journal for details
--
Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
- Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
Previous Page12345...Next Page